Many inconveniences with an extra fox in the room.
Busy all morning Zhu Pingan easily have time, in the window on the desk to write strategy to study for the exam, after taking the medicine of the demon girl will sit on the side of the slender jade hand holding the chin to see Zhu Pingan write strategy, when bored with the slender jade hand will stir the ink stone messy research ink.
Suddenly, the demoness snorted and laughed.
The thoughts of writing were immediately interrupted by the laughter of the demoness, Zhu Pingan really had an impulse to sell this demoness to the place of laughter and let her laugh enough.
“Let’s keep our wells clean, you nurse your injuries, I’ll write my words.” Zhu Pingan faintly swept a glance at the demoness, there was no fear for her life, so she was no longer concerned.
“You really don’t know what’s good for you, people are kindly helping you correct the mistakes in your writing, you are thin-skinned.” The demoness rolled her eyes and pouted.
“Big sister, please let go, I’m still small.”
Do not know what is good and bad, thinly veiled Zhu Pingan mouth corners are a bit twitchy, how does this sound so twisted, words ancient women are not the most concerned about men and women’s big defence Well, why say the words so ambiguous, as if I have a leg up with you. Besides, how can you see the mistakes in my text, this policy is my sculpture for a long time.
Words demon girl face a black, seems to big sister this word is very disgusted, seems to be a woman’s common disease, is very taboo others say their own big, although she is only seventeen or eighteen looks.
“You people really don’t know what’s good for you, this sentence of yours is so funny.” The demoness stretched out her slender jade hand, pointing at a sentence in Zhu Pingan’s curated essay, and laughed angrily.
The sentence that the girl was pointing at was exactly the sentence in Zhu Pingan’s Ceremonial Essay “Starting Lecture”: There are inherently snipers and mussels that fight, and the fisherman gets the benefit; this is exactly the case where the merger is beneficial to both, and the fight is detrimental to both.
Seeing that the demoness was speaking in a very serious manner, Zhu Pingan re-read the sentence again and did not find anything wrong with it. With loose lines to mix the writing of the title, covering the whole situation, their own starting speech is exactly the same, and there is nothing wrong with it, the line of words is also in the middle of the rules, in line with the format of the eight shares.
Thus, Zhu Pingan ignored the teasing of the demoness beside him and continued to write down his own curricula.
“You are so boring, look at this snipe and clam, this word is very funny.” When the demoness saw that Zhu Pingan ignored him, she forcefully snatched the quill from Zhu Pingan’s hand.
Green clothes holding the inkstone urging the question paper, red sleeves adding fragrance to accompany the reading.
Nima, it’s all bullsh*t.
Zhu Pingan has no similar idea at all, but feels that the beautiful demon girl around is really annoying, and can’t wait to sweep it out of the door.
“Give me back my pen!” Zhu Pingan spoke indifferently.
“Not returning it, unless you admit that sniping is funny.” The demoness looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile, carrying the brush above her and shaking it gently.
“Snipes and clams are funny there!” Zhu Pingan had already lost count of how many times he had wanted to sell this laughing demoness to a place of laughter.
“Then tell me about snipers and clams.” The demoness did not know what was in Zhu Pingan’s mind, and smilingly urged Zhu Pingan to tell the story of the snipe and the mussel.
After the mussel clamped the snipe’s beak shut, the mussel said I won’t let go of my beak today and tomorrow, the sun will kill you!
When Zhu Pingan said this, he saw the demoness covering her stomach and laughing.
What’s so funny about this?
“Doesn’t a clam speak with its mouth, can it speak without its mouth, then doesn’t its mouth loosen when it speaks, giggle giggle giggle, laugh at this kind of word and still dare to use it, not afraid of the examiner laughing his stomach off”
The demoness covered her stomach and laughed out loud, seemed to be very happy that she could tease Zhu Pingan, these readers are reading stupid brains, it’s really funny.
“Playing word games, is it fun?” Zhu Pingan opened his mouth indifferently, somewhat disdainful of the demoness’s strong words.
The young girl held back her laughter and nodded.
Zhu Pingan inclined his head to look out of the window, the sun outside was already gradually slanting in the west, unknowingly most of this day’s light had already passed. The county examination is much easier compared to the government examination, the ability of those who participate in the government examination is much stronger than those who participate in the county examination, but the passing rate is much lower than the county examination. He was relatively young compared to these deceased people who were immersed in the eight stocks all day long, and he could only make full use of his time. Therefore, this annoying demoness has to be dispatched to the side to be able to do so.
“Since you like playing word games so much, then why don’t I come up with a word game to play with you. If you can’t answer, then return the brush to me and stay wherever it is cool no go, not to annoy me.” Zhu Pingan looked at the demoness with a provocative smile on the corner of his mouth.
“Little Eunuch, what if I answer?” The demoness asked with a smile, she had just teased Zhu Pingan, not feeling that Zhu Pingan could come up with any difficult word games.
“Then just do as you please.” Zhu Pingan was not worried at all.
“Then don’t regret it.” The young girl looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile, “You bookworms are always self-righteous.”
“There are 6 steamed buns in the basin, 6 small children, each gets 1 steamed bun, but 1 steamed bun remains in the basin, why?”
Zhu Pingan then a modern popular brain teaser at the moment, brain teaser first originated in ancient India, ancient China, at least the Ming Dynasty has not been exposed to this type of thinking, to the ancient people of this way of thinking is very difficult to think out the answer, I believe that the demoness is no exception.
Zhu Pingan finished the question, the demoness has been frowning thinking, how she could not understand why, a total of six steamed buns, six small children each take one, six steamed buns were all taken out is, why the running pot will still have a it.
Demoness frowned, worried.
“Give me back my pen, stay wherever you are cool, don’t bother me again!” Zhu Pingan reached out and spoke indifferently.
“No, this is simply impossible, you’re cheating!” The young girl gripped the brush tightly, expressing her dissatisfaction with Zhu Pingan’s title.
“What you can’t think of is impossible?” Zhu Pingan scoffed.
“Unless you can tell the answer, you’re just playing tricks!” The young girl was convinced that it was impossible for Zhu Pingan to say the answer, in her eyes, this question was simply made up, there could be no answer at all, as it would be opinionated subconsciously impossible.
“If I say it, how?” Zhu Pingan asked indifferently.
“If you say it, I will return the brush to you.” The young girl blinked her eyes.
Zhu Pingan glanced at the young girl and spoke indifferently:
“Because the last little child carried the basin away piece by piece.”
The last little child carried the basin away as a piece, there must still be a steamed bun in the basin ah.
The demoness stared at Zhu Pingan for a long time before returning the brush to him with a reluctant face, but still did not leave, still holding her chin.
In her words, she had just promised to return the brush, and had not promised to walk away.
“Then I’ll make another question, you go and stay over there.” Zhu Pingan took the quill, dipped it in the ink, looked at his curricula, and slowly opened his mouth, not even looking at the demon girl next to him.
The young girl was being reluctant, so she naturally wouldn’t refuse.
“Who does Xiao Ming look most like at home?” After Zhu Pingan finished speaking, he lowered his head and began to continue his own curation.
“It must be his father.” The demon girl sitting on the bed was the first to give her answer.
Without lifting his head, Zhu Pingan said no.
“His mother?”
Zhu Pingan still shook his head
“Erm, you’re so nasty, it’s hard to believe that Xiao Ming would look like someone else?”
The demoness sat on the bed in disgust.
Zhu Pingan still shook his head.
The demoness felt that Zhu Pingan was really playing a trick this time and did not believe that what she said about her parents was not the correct answer, so she urged Zhu Pingan to say the answer again.
“Xiao Ming in the mirror.”
Zhu Pingan opened his mouth faintly while writing his stratagem, and finally added, “Alright, a promise is a promise in a jianghu, so stop bothering me!”
The young girl leaned over the bed and tore hard at Zhu Pingan’s robe hanging over the bed, venting her dissatisfaction
