Hey, wake up ……”
In a daze, he vaguely felt an affectionate call from his ears, but it was vague and intermittent, and seemed to be a call from the gods in the underworld.
Next
I heard a rhythmic, increasingly rapid sound of rushing water, at first it seemed to be the shopkeeper holding a long pole kettle pouring tea, and then it was like a waterfall flying down, the ears boomed, and my breathing tightened.
Then, feel a faint salty taste around the mouth, like manna, so that people can not help but stick out their tongues and inhale two mouthfuls, but there is something strange when entering the throat, and a strong tawdry odour is smelled between the nostrils.
Finally, under the stimulation of the slightly hot running water as well as the salty flavour, the muscles tensed up, the world seemed to turn upside down all of a sudden, and in a burst of tension, the body woke up involuntarily under instinct.
As soon as he opened his eyes, the first image that appeared in his line of sight was the scene of someone shoving a certain black and indecent mass into his trousers with one hand and tying his belt with the other ……
Ugh.
What are you doing?
AH?!!! I’m tired as hell!
Then he reacted to the sound of water, and the salty, sl*tty smell just now!
No wonder there was a salty, foul odour, it turned out to be f*cking urine! Then he just inhaled in the mouth in a daze is also urine?!
Vomit ……Vomit ……
After reacting to this person on a face of horror, face pale bloodless, and then pour out all the strength of the whole body, rolled over on the ground, desperately vomited up, acid vomit out is not finished, but also with a hand holding the throat of a look to vomit out the bile to be considered the end of the frame.
“Oh, I’m sorry, there was no water just now, called and didn’t wake you up, so I had to trouble Brother Big Dagger.”
When he vomited until his limbs were weak, Zhu Pingan’s embarrassed apology came from the top of his head, if he only listened to the voice, listening to this polite and kind voice, he would have thought that it was a good friend with whom he was much familiar.
However, this kind voice in the ears of this person, is no less than the voice of the king of hell hook souls, this voice evokes the nightmare in the depths of his mind – that blood dripping brick!
This is not a well-read civil official, this is clearly a hooligan, with a brick to hit people, but also let people pour urine to wake up people ……Dirty, shameless, bah, bah, bah ……
If this can be tolerated, what can’t be tolerated?
Dare to tease me like this, if I don t get you killed, I will write my surname backwards!
This person heart a burst of ruthlessness, and then raised his head is ready to call his comrades, to give him revenge, however raised his head printed into his eyes a scene, so that his heart at once cold to the bone — only to see in the line of sight, his comrades have been used to tie the hands of a broken rope, linked into a string, just like a string of sugar gourds.
Not only that, almost every one of his comrades was bruised and swollen, one of them had brick marks on the left and right sides of his head that hadn’t yet disappeared, and his hair and clothes were wet, with yellowish water marks, and the other comrades were all far away from him, as if they had also been pissed on!
Next to them five hunters with scythe-like hunting knives were pointing at them.
I Cao
I just fainted for a while, how did it turn out like this, although the barracks drill than in previous years a lot of slack, but we fight bandits and grass invaders are also chopping vegetables and cut melons of the existence of how to all planted in the hands of these ragtag households!
“If you’re awake, then be conscious and honestly listen to En Gong’s commands, otherwise don’t blame the hunting knife in my hand for being impolite!”
While the man was confused, he heard the guy who had just tied his belt, holding a hunting knife and poking himself with the back of the knife.
“Huh?”The man was at a loss.
“Ah what ah, just do what you’re told to do, what’s the point!”Hunter Liu Dazhu slapped the man with the back of his knife, bared his teeth and urged, “You take off your shoes first!”
Liu Dagger finished urging, then changed his face to a polite and honest face to look at Zhu Pingan, touched his head and asked, “Isn’t it Enkong?”
“Ahem, Brother Big Dagger, which can you stop calling me a benefactor, I was just raising my hand that day. In fact, you guys are my benefactors, if it wasn’t for you guys today, I would have been in a bad way today. If it wasn’t for you, I would have been in a very bad way today. If it wasn’t for you, I would have lost both my legs, oh, it might have been three legs, if it was more serious, I might have died. Thanks to you all, Pingan Zhu would like to thank you all for your help. The kindness of saving a life should be repaid from the spring, this situation is a bit special, when I’m done with this, I’ll set up a banquet to thank you all properly.”
Zhu Pingan smiled embarrassedly, then solemnly cupped his hands to thank the six hunters who had saved him in time, finishing from the bottom of his heart, he also cupped his fists hard and bowed deeply in gratitude, bending over ninety degrees for a deep bow.
“Eun Gong, don’t, we can’t afford it.”
“That’s right, Eun Gong, you’re not hitting us in the face like this, if it wasn’t for your prime minister’s belly, not only did you not care that we took offence at stealing the horse, but you also gave us your entire fortune to get us through the hard times, we would have definitely finished a long time ago. Our lives are all saved by you.”
“Yes, Your Excellency, we’ve heard that you risked your life for our village to appeal to the court, defying that Zhao, and offending the prime minister of the dynasty. Such great kindness, not to mention this life of ours, even in our next life, the next life, we will all work for you as oxen and horses, but we can’t repay your kindness.”
“My lord, you are truly a good official who pleads for the people, with that one letter of yours, the dead souls of our entire village can rest in peace.”
After Zhu Pingan finished speaking, the six hunters, all these iron-willed men all avoided Zhu Pingan’s big salute, and in turn all thanked Zhu Pingan with tears in their eyes. Leaving two of them with hunting knives to look at the captured men, the rest of them went up to pull Zhu Pingan, who was saluting, and thanked him profusely.
“Erm ……I mean it, I was really just raising my hand that day.”Zhu Pingan looked at these hunters in front of him who were sincerely thanking him with a speechless face, what he said was really the truth.
“Benefactor, you are used to doing good deeds, you don’t take it seriously, but we can’t, not only did you save our six brothers, you also pleaded with the Emperor for the wronged souls that died in our village, such a great kindness, if we forget, we don’t deserve to be a human being.”The hunters were more excited and sincere than Zhu Pingan.
Err.
Are you guys done?
The man who was woken up by the urine looked at the scene in front of him of people thanking each other in a daze, then looked blankly at his own shoes, then looked up at his own captive comrades and realised that they were all barefooted ……
Take off your shoes? Take off your shoes for what?
The man was dumbfounded, totally confused as to what this damned ragtag man meant by asking him to take off his shoes… afraid we’ll run away? Humiliate us?
Such a vicious idea must have been thought up by this shameless man, Zhu Pingan!
