The village elders of the two villages, under their respective supervision, handed the ten flags of their villages to the thirty bears of their villages. The flag of the Upper River Village had the word Up written on it, while the flag of the Lower River Village had the word Down written on it. The flags could be held or stuck in the ground, whatever, just not hidden. Attackers and defenders were not allowed to use any tools in a contact battle, this was also to avoid injury. There are no other requirements, both sides can play any way they want.
The first round is for the Upper River Village to defend the flag and the Lower River Village to capture the flag.
As Zhu Pingan and a group of bears stood at the bottom of the hill, he marvelled at the two villages’ tradition of competing for water, truly the wisdom of the old ancestors. This kind of water competition not only avoided casualties on both sides, but also deepened their feelings, and most crucially, solved the problem. The centuries-old tradition of water competition has been firmly observed by both sides, win or lose, and there has never been an exception.
Come on, come on ……
The onlookers from both villages put their hands to their mouths and shouted loudly to cheer for their respective bears.
Zhu Pingan listened to the surrounding crowd shouting cheer, could not help but be a little dumbfounded, Nima, words cheer this word has been recognised as a modern racing car appeared only after the emergence of the word, how come the crowd are now shouting cheer?!!!!
There was a feeling of heavenly thunder rolling.
Could that rumour be true? When I used to study the word refuelling when I was in grad school, there was a rumour about an allusion to Liu Bowen in the Ming Dynasty, er, the current dynasty.
There is a saying, “The former military advisor Zhu Geliang, the latter military advisor Liu Bowen.” This Liu Bowen only sighed himself and Zhuge Liang is not in the same era, can not be compared with one of the high and low, so the heart is very depressed. One day, Liu Bowen rate of troops came to a plum forest, mouth silenced, spit a mouthful of spittle on the ground, suddenly heard a “snap” sound crunch. Liu Bo Wen thought, this plum forest is the land, why have such a crisp sound? Busy sending people to peel away the weeds, branches. See a stone tablet lying on the ground, on which there are a few words written: “Liu Bowen here to silence a mouth.” The inscription is “Zhuge Kongming”. Liu Bo Wen looked very surprised, think this Zhuge Liang is too God, can think of today I to this life to silence a mouth. But Liu Beowen heart is not convinced, but the mouth does not say, continue to go forward. Row not far, see a cemetery, a closer look is actually Zhuge Liang’s grave. This Liu Beowen from the bottom of the heart outwardly happy, thought: good a Zhuge Liang, you want to think of my mouth raw silence, did not think today I can get to your tomb it. So sent Zhuge Liang’s tomb open, walked in alone. From afar, there is a fire next to the coffin will soon be extinguished. Liu Bo Wen more happy, thinking: all Zhu Geliang brilliant, but you also have today, you do not think that your bright light to go out it. Liu Bowen saw the lamp seems to have a note, they went over to see what happened. The note said: Lao Liu Lao Liu, cheers cheers cheers. Liu Bowen read, busy in front of Zhuge Liang’s coffin kowtowed three times, and for Zhuge Liang swept the tomb, expressed admiration for Zhuge Liang’s mood. Later generations will be “refuelling”, as the meaning of inspiring people.
At that time, I felt too much of a myth, I did not take it seriously, but if the story of the mythological colours removed, refuelling the word from the ancient times can also be through. Thinking about it, it is also rumoured that the word “refuelling” was shouted by foreigners for racing drivers when they ran out of fuel, but foreigners pronounce the word differently from the Chinese, so the credibility of the word is not high.
Anyway, I was in the Ming Dynasty, and I heard the word “refuelling”.
“Oil leak, Zhu Ping An oil leak!!!” An inconspicuous voice came from the crowd, about two or three girls shouting together.
Zhu Pingan turned his head and saw the ventriloquist Li Shu, who was riding on a red horse and leading two or three maids who were cheering at him.
Seeing that Zhu Pingan had heard her booing, the dark loli couldn’t help but proudly make a face at Zhu Pingan.
When Zhu Pingan saw the smelly and smug ventriloquist girl, he could not help but make a gesture, an empty spanking gesture.
This gesture was unintelligible to others, but Li Shu, the dark loli, and Painter, the bun maid, had their faces immediately flushed red the first moment they saw it, clenching their teeth and glaring at Zhu Ping An with red eyes, itching to go up and bite them twice in order to relieve their hatred.
Two villages of the village old man on the platform, burned a stick of incense, in the burning moment, bare arms of the drummer threw open the bladder forcefully struck the cowhide drum.
Knock, knock, knock.
The first round of the water competition, the upper river village to guard the flag, the lower river village to capture the flag officially began.
Ouch.
Twenty-nine bear children wrapped Zhu Pingan, wailing and spreading his feet to the hillside, completely the rabble well, a strategy are not.
In fact, before rushing the mountain to seize the flag, Zhu Pingan thought of a lot of suitable for the village bear children used strategy, what wave Mongolia outlaw tactics, what front and rear attack tactics, what encirclement and detour ah, but no few bear children are willing to listen to ah. You think ah, others are ** years old, their own a five-year-old boy, can listen to their own strange.
Every time I think of this, Zhu Pingan can not help but want to look up to the sky and sigh long, Nima, other people across the tiger is a tiger body shock famous ghost plan have to cast, what Guan Zhang Zhao Ma and so on the tiger, and then do not help is also Zhang He, Liao Hua, and so on it, but their own, their own Nima stomping the old half a day can not be suppressed by a group of ** years old bear children.
Really goods than goods have to throw, people than people looking for gas ah.
Shanghe Village flag-guarding hill is also ** metres high, but that is pure height, counting the slope then more than 20 metres.
Zhu Pingan open short legs follow this group of bear children mad dog like running up, breathless and tired, this group of bear children how to have so much energy. However, it is understandable, every food is essentially lazy, can sit, not standing, can sleep, not sitting, can use the brain, not hands, Zhu Pingan Mengxue are riding the old yellow ox, unlike in the dirt all day rolling bear children.
This can not go up ah, climb up all have no strength to capture the flag, people guarding the flag is to wait for a long time. I don’t want to lose, this is related to the next year’s food production, and if you lose, maybe that girl will be how to do it.
The crowd is willing to listen to their not many, Zhu Pingjun counts one, two cattle, black dog and a few playmates also counted, plus their own is only eight people. But eight people in the middle of thirty people is not the power.
“Jun, Erniu, Black Dog, East Dog …… You guys slow down, listen to me ……” Zhu Pingan gasped and called out to his several playmates.
Zhu Pingan who was busy calling people did not pay attention to the road under his feet, there was an undulation in front of him, and Zhu Pingan barfed and fell into a dog’s sh*t. But fortunately, it was just a fall, the feet and everything were fine.
Although Zhu Pingjun several do not understand why Zhu Pingan called them, but still all obediently lean towards Zhu Pingan’s side.
At the bottom of the hillside, the dark loli and her several maids, seeing that Zhu Ping An had fallen into a dog-eat-dog sh*t, excitedly hugged together and wailed, and then all of them laughed loudly at Zhu Ping An and scoffed at him.
“Hahaha, stupid Zhu Pingan fell a dog-eat-dog sh*t, deserved it, deserved it ……”
