After the hiatus, life returned to calm, Zhu Pingan rode the old yellow ox carrying his schoolbag and set off for the school, followed by the reluctant Zhu Pingjun.
Passing by a wood gate courtyard, the big yellow dog poking out of the door barked at the two.
Dragon meat in the sky, dog meat on the ground. This is the first reaction in Zhu Pingjun’s head after seeing the big yellow dog, forgive the straightforwardness of a foodie.
“Bite, bite, bite again to send you to Monk School!” Zhu Pingjun carried his school bag and rushed at the big yellow dog threateningly.
The big yellow dog didn’t understand human language, but could also tell that Zhu Pingjun baring his teeth was definitely not a compliment to his heroic size and smooth fur and paws, so he owed a voice and rushed at Zhu Pingjun to pounce on them.
Zhu Pingjun was scared by the action of the big yellow dog, a butt squat fell to the ground. Fortunately, the big yellow dog was tethered, or else it would have left traces of enthusiasm on Zhu Pingjun’s body.
“Brother Jun, is everything alright?” Zhu Pingan wanted to get down from the yellow bull’s back to help Zhu Pingjun, just now it looked like he had fallen quite heavily.
Did not wait for Zhu Pingan to come down, Zhu Pingjun got up from the ground by himself, patted the dirt, indignant, how come he didn’t fall to his death, fall to his death, he doesn’t need to learn from Meng.
Two days ago, the school’s bear children are extraordinarily enthusiastic, fat Li Bao is extraordinarily enthusiastic, brought snacks from home, with Zhu Pingping and a few children in the neighbourhood to share, bragging about how many fish he caught, how big the fish is big.
Husbandman lecture and the same as in the past, in addition to talking about the Three Character Classic, Hundred Surnames to teach children to recognise words, but also personally took the time to teach Zhu Pingan a few lines of the Analects of Confucius.
Outside the academy, Li Shu, the dark loli who had been spanked and cried by Zhu Pingan, as well as the bun maid, Painter, once again appeared on time during Zhu Pingan’s break between classes.
New clothes, new hairstyle, and unchanged was the same arrogant and smelly fart as always.
After the bun maid, Painter, saw Zhu Pingan leading the old yellow cow down from the hillside, she was looking at Zhu Pingan with a look of I hold a grudge, looking at Zhu Pingan with resentment.
“Good morning.” Zhu Pingan walked past the two as if nothing had happened, said hello, and then tethered the old yellow cow to the trunk of a tree by the river.
“Good morning to you, we’ve been waiting for half a day!” Belly Lolita choked Zhu Pingan in a bad temper as if she had taken gunpowder.
“Oh, sorry about that. Husband and wife got out of class a little late today.” Zhu Pingan embarrassed his head.
“Here.” The bun maid’s memory of being spanked by this fart Zhu Pingan was still fresh, and her tone was almost in the same mould as that of the ventriloquist loli.
However, when she saw Zhu Pingan receiving the food box, the bun maid’s big eyes revealed a look of anticipation, although it flickered, it was still captured by Zhu Pingan.
There was definitely something wrong with the food in the food box.
Zhu Pingan results in the food box, puts the food box on the stone, and says to the big loli with very sincere words:
“I thought for a long time, en, I shouldn’t have spanked you guys yesterday, en, how can a girl’s bottom be spanked casually ah ……”
As soon as Zhu Pingan mentioned spanking, the big loli reflexively glared at Zhu Pingan with indignation, especially the belly loli who couldn’t wait to pounce and bite off a piece of meat from Zhu Pingan’s hateful fat face.
“So what, eh, after all, I was wrong too, so let’s tell you guys an extra story today.” Zhu Pingan sat on a rock, carrying his food box with a serious apologetic attitude.
“Ahem, don’t worry too much about it la, we are also wrong la, you quickly eat and tell us a story.” On the surface, the dark loli looked like she had generously forgiven Zhu Pingan, but she kept urging Zhu Pingan to eat.
Well, I gave you guys a chance, it’s you who didn’t grasp it, don’t blame me haha, Zhu Pingan thought to himself.
“Before I tell you about Shooting Eagles, let me tell you guys a story about climbing a mountain.” Zhu Pingan had a naive smile on his lips.
The two big lolitas turned on the story listening mode, picking at their snacks and sitting in rows.
“The story happened right beside us, the Woliu Mountain behind us is particularly tall, and it is rumoured that there are ten thousand year old Ganoderma lucidums in the mountain that can cure all diseases.” Zhu Pingan spoke in a more cheerful tone.
“Liar, there is no medicine that cures all diseases.” The ventriloquist disdainfully bristled.
“So it’s a transmission.” Zhu Pingan was not in a hurry, “At the foot of Woliu Mountain there was a pair of lovers with a very good relationship, they were childhood sweethearts, and it was about to be time to talk about marriage, but at this time the girl came down with a strange kind of disease, and it could not be treated well. So the boy wanted to go to the mountain to pick a thousand years of ganoderma lucidum for the girl to cure the disease, the girl is not assured that also want to follow.”
“It so happened that some people in the neighbourhood also wanted to go to the mountain to pick the thousand-year-old lingzhi, so a dozen of them went to the mountain to pick the thousand-year-old lingzhi together. When they got to the bottom of the mountain and wanted to climb up, the weather suddenly turned bad and it rained heavily, but they still insisted on going up the mountain . So the girl was left behind to watch the camp.” Zhu Pingan’s tone gradually sank as he spoke.
The big loli listened attentively, her mouth still chewing snacks.
“But after three days there was no sign of them returning. The girl got worried, thinking that it might be because of the weather. She waited and waited and waited, and on the seventh day, finally everyone came back, but only her childhood friend didn’t come back.”
Hearing this, Lori stopped chewing her snack and got a little nervous.
“Everyone came back and told her that on the first day of climbing the mountain, her childhood friend had unfortunately died! They rushed back on the seventh day of the first year, thinking that he might come back for her. So they formed a circle and put her in the middle, and when it was almost midnight, suddenly her childhood friend appeared, covered in blood, and grabbed her and ran out the door. The girl was so scared that she screamed and struggled, and then her childhood friend told her that …. On the first day of climbing, there was a mountain disaster! Heavy rain collapsed the mountain rocks, all the people died only he is still alive …….. Who do you believe?” Zhu Pingan’s voice was even lower, purposely carrying a sinister feeling.
Ah.
The big loli was so scared that she lost her colour, hugged together and screamed, like two hamsters hugging together, cute as can be.
Contrasting with the big loli’s shocked disorientation is Zhu Pingan’s naive smiling face. This ghost story is considered to be of a lower level, that is, for fear of scaring you guys, what red rope, midnight bus and so on did not tell you.
After screaming for a while, the big loli came back to her senses, looking at Zhu Pingan, who was smiling nervously, and instantly understood that this naive fat paper was intentional.
“Zhu Pingan, you bast*rd!” The belly loli went forward and kicked Zhu Pingan quite unreasonably.
Zhu Pingan easily dodged it and spoke with a straight face, “You were the ones who tampered with the lunchbox first.”
“You, how do you know?” The bun maid, Painter, was curious, you didn’t even open it at all.
“Ya, stupid Painter!” The belly loli’s face darkened.
At this Zhu Pingan’s fat face squeezed out a smile and spread out his hands, “Originally I wasn’t sure, but now I’m sure.”
Teasing the loli and listening to the lessons, time passes quickly, in the blink of an eye it’s the day when the two villages fight over the water, and the Husbandman’s School has been given a special day off.
