On the rocks by the river at the bottom of the hillside, Zhu Pingan and the belly loli were glaring at each other, and the atmosphere was a bit strange for a while.
“What did you call me over for?” Zhu Pingan spread out his fat hands and asked helplessly.
“Haha, you opened your mouth first, you lost.” The ventriloquist jumped up from the stone, clapping her hands excitedly.
Lose you sister ah, when did I play the game of who opened their mouth first with you, Zhu Pingan was really speechless. Words, this girl and changed a new set of clothes, rich also do not have to be so capricious it, a day to change a set of clothes, obviously a fox, why to dress up like flowers and butterflies like ah, although this is very good-looking.
“Hey, what do you mean by rolling your eyes?” The dark loli Li Shu pinched her waist and walked to Zhu Pingan angrily questioned, “No, I’m going to tell Mr. Sun, you don’t pay bunches of repairs and you still eavesdrop on lessons ……”
Scared of you!
“Okay big sister, have something straight.” Zhu Pingan was completely defeated under the threat of the dark belly loli and sighed.
Sure enough, it was still this son of a b*tch look that irritated people!
“Ya, what kind of attitude do you have, believe it or not I’ll tell the husband to go!”
The dark loli Li Shu beamed, stretching out her chubby hand to gently poke Zhu Pingan twice on his head, her face unkind.
“Believe, believe, of course I believe.”
When it is time to bow your head, this awareness is still there, you are not the kind of person who wants to save face and suffer, how is it to bow your head and bend your waist. The wind knows the test, grass in the strong wind bent over, but it will still be strong to accept the sun and rain after the wind listen to the rain break; snow pressure pine, you pine iron bones do not bend over, snow you’re fine, blizzard, blizzard, snow storms, pines are broken. As long as the roots in the land, do not turn their backs on their own position, bend over, low head, and what is the harm.
“Have you been eavesdropping on the class, interesting, tell me what you heard.” The belly loli’s big round eyes were full of curiosity, of course the arrogant and stinky problem can’t be changed, “Hmph, I’m giving you this chance because I see you’re pitiful.”
“Listen to the Three Character Classic, the beginning of man, nature is good. Sex is close to each other, and habits are far away from each other ……” Zhu Pingan counted the words as one.
“You’re wasting your chance oh?” Li Shu, the dark loli, was very dissatisfied.
“Also listened to the Thousand Character Essay, Heaven and Earth, the universe is flooded. The sun and the moon, the stars and hosts list Zhang ……” Zhu Pingan continued.
“Forget it, I’d better go tell Fu Zi.”
The dark loli got up from the stone and stepped away from the short legs, with an air of I’m going to go and tell you about the black complaint.
“There’s also the story of the red dress.” Zhu Pingan saw that the belly black loli was pretending again, so he had no choice but to tell the previous
story of going to the orphanage to coax the children out.
“Oh, then I’ll reluctantly listen to it.”
The ventriloquist retracted her short stride and sat back down on the rock.
Sure enough, coaxing children is still better with fairy tales.
“Once upon a time, ah, there was a girl who was loved by all ……” Zhu Pingan slowly opened his mouth.
“People love people, is it as cute as me?” The dark loli interrupted Zhu Pingan’s words and asked.
The big bad wolf in the story is even cuter than you! Of course this cannot be exported.
“Not as cute as you …….” Zhu Pingan pulled the corner of his mouth against his will.
Satisfied, the ventriloquist loli was arrogant and stinky and let Zhu Pingan start speaking again.
“Once upon a time, ah, there was a girl who was loved by all, who liked to wear a very nice red dress given to her by her grandma, so people called her Red Dress.”
The ventriloquist skimmed her mouth, sounding, “I’m not going to wear the same dress every day.”
“One day, Mother said to Red Skirt, ‘Grandmother is sick, so help Mother bring some hearts to visit her.’ Mamma also gave special instructions: ‘Grandmother lives in the forest, the road is very far, you should be heart on the way, don’t be greedy!'”
Well, Zhu Pingan just changed the story of the red hat to the story of the red dress, but in the Ming Dynasty there were no girls wearing hats, so it was changed to the red dress.
“The red dress met the wolf in the forest, she had never seen a wolf before and didn’t know that wolves are vicious, so she told the wolf the purpose of coming to the forest. When the wolf found out, he lured Red Skirt into picking mushrooms …… The big bad wolf ran to the house in the forest pretending to be the voice of the red dress to knock on the door of grandma’s room …… ‘Gulp!’ The big bad wolf swallowed the red dress’s grandma whole. …… The big bad wolf pretended to be grandma …… The big coyote opened its big mouth with a ‘Gulp!’ With a bang, without even biting, he swallowed Red Skirt into his stomach.”
“All eaten?”
Grandmother and Red Skirt were saved from the belly of the wild wolf.”
Looking at the appearance of the belly loli listening to the story seriously, Zhu Pingan sighed that it is still a child who can easily accept new things, if this story is told to the adults of this era, it will definitely not be accepted, and will ask how the big bad wolf can talk ah, can the wolf’s belly hold a grown-up and a child, and why the person who eats into the belly still comes out well ……
After telling the adapted version of the story of Red Riding Hood, Zhu Pingan asked, “What did you learn after listening to this story.”
“You have to chew your food ……” The ventriloquist sniffed, blinked her eyes, and c*cked her head.
Eat something to chew ！！！！
It’s not that at all ok!
The story of Red Riding Hood is an admonition to girls not to talk to random strangers, or to be playful, and to go home early!
Zhu Pingan also hoped that this story would make the dark loli stay away from herself, a stranger, and stop playing outside, hurry home and be your big girl who doesn’t go out of the house.
However, I did not expect the dark loli not at all according to common sense, a sentence to eat to chew, Zhu Pingan shocked a seven meat and eight veins.
Ventral black loli listened to the story with great interest, the story told by this poor man is different from the story told by other people, as if it is very interesting.
“En, seeing that you’re so hardworking, I’ll give you another chance, you’re telling one.”
The dark loli came with an arrogant and stinky remark.
“Uh ……” Zhu Pingan froze, looked at the sun in the sky, Fu Zi this will also be off from class, “Okay, tell you another story of the frog prince.”
“Once upon a time, there was a king. All of his daughters were very beautiful, especially that daughter, even the sun, which had seen everything, had to be surprised at her beauty every time it shone on her face. Near the king’s palace was a great dark forest. In the forest, under an old linden tree, there was a well ……”
The dark loli listened attentively, thinking that the story told by this king was still quite interesting, and the words were also good.
What even the sun is surprised by her beauty every time it shines on her face …… Aiya, let a person have shyness it ……
“The princess disliked this ugly frog ……”
When Zhu Pingan spoke this, he was interrupted by the dark belly loli muttering, “If I were me, I would dislike this ugly frog even more, a toad wants to eat swan meat, humph, I like the best man in the whole world, if he is the scholar only, I want to be the wife of a government official ……”
The fart so unaware of shame, every day to marry the makeup yuan to do the official wife on the mouth, also, so the fart has not yet shy this concept it.
“From then on the handsome prince and the beautiful princess lived happily ever after ……” Zhu Pingan finally finished the story of the frog prince, during which he was interrupted several times by the dark loli.
“What the heck, a toad is a toad and will never become a prince …… Stewed toad, braised toad is fine, just can’t turn into a prince ……”
