Which is reserved for the person who came up with the couplet, not for you, so you’d better go to another inn.”
The shop is big and the slave is big and the master is big.
The impatient words of the shop fellow were tinged with sarcasm, the glance with discrimination and scorn of the literati in the inn who were concentrating on their thoughts, the two bludgeoning combos overlapped and could inflict at least 10,000 points of damage Generally speaking, when faced with this kind of awkwardness, most people would probably walk away in shame and cover their faces, right?
However, out of the crowd’s expectation is the poor countryside boy at the inn door, but as if he couldn’t hear the shopkeeper’s sarcasm and couldn’t understand the crowd’s discrimination, not only did he not cover his face in shame, but instead, his face was filled with a simple smile, and he was very happy to say a word:
“Really, that means there is a room.”
Pfft.
What a simple teenager!
The people in the inn’s lobby, who were concentrating on pondering the couplet, couldn’t help but let out a burst of laughter when they heard Zhu Pingan’s words and looked at the simpleton smiling teenager at the door. I think, at this point in time, the most elegant description of this poor country boy at the door in their minds could only be the word simple. Of course, from the expression of their laughter, after a long brainstorming, but struggling to find the next line when their hearts to the door of this poor boy’s description, more likely to be colloquial: idiot! Idiot!
The inn shopkeeper sniffed and looked at the naive smiling teenager at the door, almost spitting out a mouthful of old blood. There’s a hairline ah, can’t understand human language ah, the room that is reserved that is not for you!
“The rooms left in the shop are reserved for those who made the couplets. They’re not for rent. Good day, sir. I won’t see you off.”
The shop boy looked more and more impatient, looking at Zhu Pingan and extending his hand towards the door in a please motion, despite wearing a smile, the words he said also carried a strong flavour of sarcasm.
“Really, then I’ll come and make a couplet as well.”
Zhu Pingan led the killer black horse at the door and spoke with slightly narrowed eyes. With a naive face, his smile remained the same, as if he didn’t know what it was to be rejected.
The shopkeeper swept Zhu Pingan up and down and rolled his eyes. Exhaling a cloudy breath between his nostrils, he was disdainful to the extreme.
You too?
Don’t use the word “also” so casually, okay, you’ll bring down the class of the people in the inn’s lobby who are working together on the couplet! Look at you, you are obviously a countryside dirt grubber, where is the slightest hint of literature and ink in your body. It’s good enough that you can recognise your own name, but how can you talk about couplets? You know, these couplets are our proprietor from all over the country, time-consuming special collection, the average showman would not dare to say that can be even one of them to the right, you a countryside in the dirt, dare to say that also to the next couplet, such a big mouth, I don’t even care to expose you!
“What, you can’t do it now?” The teenager at the door looked towards the lobby. He asked softly, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.
“So what if I can get it right, so what if I can’t, you can’t get it right anyway, while it’s still early, you’d better go find another inn.”
The shopkeeper is very impatient, the lobby are all literary cultivation is very high talent big brother, if you let you a countryside dirt in the food to go to join in the fun, that is not the equivalent of the humiliation of these noble guests, think ah. The hall of these talented big brother there are many people a couplet did not come out of it, you a mud leg to go in also a couplet can not come out, that is not to say that these talented big brother with a mud leg is no different, not. I can’t let that happen.
“That means you can get it right.” The teenager at the door smiled cheerfully, his slightly black face glowing red, just like a simple red sorghum in the field.
You played!
The shopkeeper again a mouthful of old blood, you happy ah, do not understand the human language ah, can not grasp the point ah. I said is to let you go, you tube can not do what ah. Well, this poor boy at the door really does not turn back until he hits the south wall! Okay, I’ll let you! If you don’t want to do it right, then I’ll let you do it right, but not the six couplets hanging in the lobby of the inn.
“You want to couplets is it, you can get my couplets, in order to go to the lobby couplets. If you can’t, hehe, then you can’t even think about the couplets in the lobby, you can’t even think about them.”
The shopkeeper looked at Zhu Pingan and said with a slight hum.
The shopkeeper was also a person who had read a few years of books, otherwise he would not be able to enter this inn to do odd jobs, the salary of this inn was two or three times more than that of other inns, the requirement was to be able to read and break sentences, also because of reading a few years of books, this shopkeeper was only able to enter this inn. Just stayed here for half a year, this shopkeeper earns enough money for others to work hard for two or three years, can not help but have a few points of pride and pride.
“Good.” Zhu Pingan cheerfully replied back, his smile still intact.
“The fluffy door is now open for you.” The shopkeeper’s two nostrils opened and closed, coming up with a couplet titled after an ancient poem.
In fact, this couplet wasn’t difficult at all, it was from Du Fu’s “Guests Arrive”. This is the shopkeeper made a couplet, let Zhu Pingan to the couplet, but he intentionally did not say is the couplet or the couplet, is to look down on Zhu Pingan, if you have read the poetry, a look will know that this is Du Fu’s “guest to” in the “flower paths have never been swept by the guest, Pengmen today began to open for the gentleman” in the half sentence, as long as the sentence will be said out on the right.
After the couplet, the shopkeeper looked askance at Zhu Pingan, and the people in the lobby who were struggling to think of the couplet also looked at the door in boredom, taking it as a pastime.
“The canopy door is now open for you.”
Zhu Pingan led the black horse to softly recite the couplet from the shopkeeper, and when the shopkeeper wanted to say that repeating the couplet did not count as a couplet, he heard Zhu Pingan then say the next couplet:
“Sleep, you’re paralysed, get up and get high.”
The door of the canopy is now open for the gentleman, sleep you paralysis get up high!
Zhu Pingan this line of couplets, as soon as the exit, the lobby of the crowd as if the point of the same, froze for a second, and then instantly laughed over the lobby of the crowd, in ancient times, although the Ming people do not know the word “hi” this word “high” meaning, but the word “hi” in ancient times also has a kind of onomatopoeia, exclamation, almost the same meaning. In ancient times, although the people of Damien did not know the meaning of the word “high”, but the word “high” in ancient times also has a kind of onomatopoeia, the meaning of exclamation, almost can understand a few points of this meaning.
The paths of the courtyard, covered with flowers and grass, have not yet been cleaned to welcome guests; the door made of poncho grass has only been opened today because of your arrival. What a meaningful verse ah, but “sleep you paralysis get up high” these seven words like a pig, instantly will be this meaning to the arch with a dog eat sh*t like.
This kind of impact is simply crazy.
Of course, in the first line of the shock wave of the shopkeeper, suffered 10,000 points of damage to the prelude, feel a piece of Xiang was stuffed into the mouth, was about to spit Zhu Pingan face of sh*t, but listened to Zhu Pingan spoke again.
“The path of flowers was never swept by a guest, and the door of the canopy is now open for you.” Zhu Pingan revealed his eight teeth and bloomed into a standard smile before continuing, “Heh heh, I see that the atmosphere is too serious, just kidding.”
With a single sentence, the shop chap was about to spit out the hot glider and shoved it into his mouth once again
