A loli with teeth and claws, a capricious and cunning fox.
She was like a fox, not in the sense of how pretty and flirty she was, such a fart, though she looked good now, but who knew when she grew up, but in the sense that girls like her usually hid their claws underneath their pretty fur.
Have always felt that their own IQ is enough to crush this era, now it seems that they are the toad that sits in the well and watches the sky, at any time can not slacken off, learning, the only way to really get a foothold in this era is to continue to learn and constantly improve themselves.
Ventriloquist Lori, thank you.
“Hey, Poor Sour, what’s your name?” Ventriloquist Lori asked as she walked over holding her red horse, still with that arrogant and stinky look.
But this time, Zhu Pingan didn’t call her an ugly girl anymore, take it as a reward for her just now making herself wake up to the importance of learning.
“Zhu Pingan.” Zhu Pingan’s voice still had a hint of emptiness, “What about you, what’s your name?”
The dark loli rolled her eyes when she heard Zhu Pingan’s answer, “Don’t you know that a girl’s name can’t just be told to others?”
Uh, it’s really that poisonous loli. You’re only five years old, what kind of girl are you, just a fart. But since you don’t want to, then I won’t force myself, anyway, I don’t have any interest or good feelings for this dark, poisonous, arrogant, capricious, snake-hearted loli.
So then, Zhu Pingan ignored the ventriloquist loli and went to the river bank to cut a large handful of tender grass with a stone, tied it on a hemp rope, and once again made a good bamboo fishing rod.
Seeing that Zhu Pingan ignored herself, the ventriloquist loli was very unhappy and kicked on a stone, which was kicked into the river not far from Zhu Pingan, splashing a large splash of water, and the water droplets all pounced on Zhu Pingan’s body.
Zhu Pingan twisted his head, and looked at the dark belly loli, this dark belly loli was really too capricious.
“What are you looking at me for!” Seeing Zhu Pingan looking at her, the dark loli did not have the realization that she had done something wrong and had been caught by the rightful owner, instead, she choked back at Zhu Pingan with her head held high as if she was provocative.
Completely a look of emboldened ah.
There is really an impulse to press the loli on the grass and give her a spanking.
“What, Zhu Pingan, want to hit me? Humph, but I know your name, if you dare to hit me, I’ll go to your parents and show them the good son they taught!”
What did this girl grow up on? Why is she so cunning?
Earlier asking for her name, it turned out that she was waiting for herself here! If he was really a child, he would definitely be eaten to death by this girl. Fortunately, he was not.
“Fear it, tell you, my father can be powerful, my father can buy your entire village, if your parents do not teach you, my father will teach your father, my father knows a lot of people, my father knows the mayor, the mayor of the town, but also know the county magistrate it.” The dark loli broke her fingers.
Money is the most important thing, love of vanity, arrogance, bully others, and not ashamed to think that honor.
“Then does your father know the Jade Emperor?” Zhu Pingan looked up and asked coldly.
Ha?
The ventriloquist was stuck for a moment, her mouth grew wide and her hand remained in the state of breaking her fingers, but the whole person was bad.
Zhu Pingan then paid no more attention to the belly black loli, took the bamboo fishing rod, and went to untie the reins of the old yellow cow.
Time is not early anymore, looking at the sky, the sun has already started to go down in the west, the sunlight is no longer that dazzling, from shallow to deep, from light to thick, printed shy that piece of sky, also rendered a golden river, it shines on the water surface of the Qingxi River, the river water then floats light leaping gold, like a stream flowing with gold.
“Old Yellow, home.” Zhu Pingan walked up to the old yellow ox, padded his feet and stroked its nose and said.
The old yellow ox had eaten and drank enough, and when it saw its master urging it to go home, it prostrated itself once more. Zhu Pingan padded his toes and climbed hand over hand onto the bamboo saddle on the yellow ox’s back, draping the fishing rod tied with tender grass in front of the old yellow ox’s head.
The old bull got up, its big head chasing the tender grass, and stepped away with its hooves slowly moving forward under the guidance of Zhu Pingan’s fishing rod.
“Hey, stop, don’t go.”
The haughty belly loli stomped her feet and called out from behind, seeing that Zhu Pingan simply ignored her, she couldn’t help but exasperatedly lead her red horse all the way to the front to block the road.
There’s no end to it!
“What for, ugly girl.” Zhu Pingan rolled his eyes as he rode on the bull’s back, “Want to come home with me as a daughter-in-law? Too bad you’re too ugly, I don’t want it.”
“Bah, shameless, who wants to be a daughter-in-law with you! You are also worthy! Hmph, I want to be the Scholar’s wife, I won’t marry you poor dirtbags!”
“Blah blah blah, toads want to eat swan meat.”
Upon hearing this, the ventriloquist loli’s face reddened with anger, spat at Zhu Pingan, and roared in anger. “Then why are you blocking my way.” Zhu Pingan really didn’t have much good feelings towards this ancient version of a gold-digging girl.
“Your family’s cow ate my family’s grass.” The dark belly loli stretched out her hands to block the road, “You either have to give one or two silver, or leave the cow behind.”
Completely strong words to find things ah, you when your grass is gold grass ah, but also one or two silver, and then this grass is not your family’s indefinite it.
“My family’s cow is the world’s best-looking cow, general people have to spend ten taels of silver in order to see a glance, you almost see half a day, sloppy give a hundred taels of silver good. En, just now my family’s cow ate your family’s grass for one or two taels of silver, then you can give me ninety-nine taels.” Zhu Pingan sat on the back of the cow and made up his mind.
The ventriloquist sniffed and pouted, sneering, “Are you kidding, do you think your family’s ox is a golden ox.”
“You’re the one who joked first.” Zhu Pingan faded on the cow’s back.
“You!” The ventriloquist was dumbfounded.
“Good dogs don’t get in the way.” Zhu Pingan added another light sentence.
Good dogs don’t get in the way! Damn, if I get out of the way, I’m a good dog, if I don’t get out of the way I’m a bad dog! What to do, what to do, the ventriloquist was so anxious that her cheeks turned red and her tears were almost choking out.
“You’re the dog!”
“Oh, sorry.” Zhu Pingan faded.
Eeee, this son of a b*tch actually apologized, hmmm, knowing it’s wrong, then I won’t forgive you either, there was excitement on the belly loli’s face.
“Oh, sorry.” Zhu Pingan then added in a serious manner, “You’re looking for the wrong one, I’m not your kind.”
A proper mockery was the most lethal.
“You son of a b*tch!” The ventriloquist’s shoulders trembled with anger, and her large eyes were splashed with anger.
“Oh, so you want to find the same kind is a son of a b*tch ah, go to the river and look for it, maybe you can find your sister sister.” Zhu Pingan seriously suggested.
On the subject of fighting skills, how can ancient times be better than modern times.
“Zhu Pingan, you wait! Whimpering ……” The dark belly loli was directly infuriated with tears, whimpering and crying, leading the red horse to a run, crying and going home.
Zhu Pingan didn’t take it seriously and rode the old yellow ox home. This kind of capricious, unruly loli is that it should be taught a lesson, and then again there is nothing in herself, is that she is too poor in her heart’s ability to withstand.
