Inside the inn, Zhu Pingan bent down to write an essay, unconsciously immersed in it, forgetting about things, only to see the pen move, converging into a beautiful essay.
It was a great feeling to be fully immersed and have a calm heart.
When Zhu Pingan finished an eight-legged essay, it was noon, some hunger in the abdomen, Zhu Pingan collected the ink and paper, washed his hands and went downstairs.
Walked downstairs, Zhu Pingan customary and the shopkeeper greeted, politely asked the shopkeeper to do the same as in the past to their own meat and vegetarian two dishes two steamed buns and a bowl of soup, and then sat down near the door of the empty table. But for some reason, Zhu Pingan felt that the students sitting in the lobby look at their own gaze is a little strange, as if vaguely have to draw a line with their own feeling.
The inn serves food very quickly, Zhu Ping An sat down not long ago, the order of the meal will be served by the shopkeeper.
Zhu Pingan only ate two bites here, then heard a familiar pig-like howl at the door, looked up and saw the familiar figure of the fat man, all the way to the inn rushed over with a wail.
“Help, quickly stop, stop,” the fat man panicked, whistling all the way.
Behind him were three vicious dogs, barking furiously after Fatty.
Zhu Pingan was speechless for a while, how did this guy attract dogs again, just like the last time he went to the lower river village.
Running wildly in a panic, the fat man suddenly saw Zhu Pingan sitting inside the inn, as if he had seen a saviour, grinning and shouting, tears were coming out, “Brother Zhu, why are you still sitting there, quick quick”.
The fat man rushed into the lobby of the inn in a state of distress, wailing and running towards Zhu Pingan, but he accidentally slipped on his foot and fell. Behind the three vicious dogs that were still a little distance away, barked furiously and rushed over, looking to have a wonderful encounter with the fat man’s fat body.
Fatty looked at the three evil dogs rushed over, eyes are almost scared out, then there is only one idea, my life is over.
Just in the nick of time, I saw a chicken leg flying over the fat man’s head. Drawing a beautiful parabola, thrown to a dog face, and then, instantly. The three dogs wailed and wailed and started a fierce fight over this chicken leg, forgetting Fatty to Java.
Fatty turned his head and saw Zhu Pingan’s action of throwing the chicken leg, and was instantly moved, still brother Zhu is reliable.
“Don’t forget to compensate me for a chicken leg.” Zhu Pingan spoke indifferently.
“Don’t say one, even a hundred will do. Brother Zhu. It’s still your hand that works.” The fat man got up from the ground, clapped his hands, and in full view of everyone, straightened his clothes and walked to Zhu Pingan’s table to sit down in a well-dressed manner, as if the fat man who had just fallen in a lousy manner was not him.
“Boss, fix another four dishes and one soup, signature speciality dishes haha.” After the fat man sat down, he turned his head and ordered to the shopkeeper.
“Why did you go to mess with the dog again?” Zhu Pingan swept a glance at the fatty and asked indifferently.
“You know I’ve been more afraid of dogs since I was a kid. Last time I was chased by a dog in front of your house, but what kind of person is Master Fatty, which can be scared by this difficulty that. I have asked for advice from many sources, and finally found a way to deal with dogs. This is the evil dog, is to eat soft afraid of hard, have you walked from its side, it will be huffing and puffing to bite you, the more you are afraid, the more it comes to force. When you meet a cheap dog like this, you only need to bend down and make a stone picking shape. It will run away! So, I just want to try” Fatty sat there eloquently, catching the dog this point of bullsh*t said like saving the universe.
The method is good, but you try to find a dog is good. You f*cking go to mess with three, deserve to be chased by the dog three streets!
Zhu Pingan was simply speechless at the fat man’s mindless sh*t-doing behaviour.
When the meals that Fatty ordered were in place, Fatty invited Zhu Ping An to eat with him while complaining ah to Zhu Ping An.
“You don’t know ah, before I went home. Godmother even said that my parents must have missed me, after I went back, I found out that I was wrong, my father, he didn’t miss me ah, he wanted to scold me ah. At home, he told me to get out; outside, he told me to get home; don’t read, scolded me for poor schoolwork; read it, said I wasted money; eat it, scolded me for having a greedy mouth; don’t eat it, he scolded me for being spiteful; don’t speak, scolded me for being bored and not being able to get a hot fart out of a three-footed kick; speak it, scolded me for having too many fart words what he really wanted to do, I doubt that, I am not a real child ah”
After the fat man sat down, he never stopped complaining.
In this regard, Zhu Pingan can only laugh.
This lunch, Zhu Pingan ate a lot, but Fatty ate quite little, seemingly with something on his mind.
“What’s wrong, what’s not happy say it to cheer up.” Zhu Pingan drank the last mouthful of porridge into his belly, hooked the corner of his mouth and asked with a smile.
“Brother Zhu, you are really,” Fatty shook a fat face and choked on his smile.
Zhu Pingan’s words are nothing in modern times, everyone has heard them more than enough, but these words are the first of their kind in ancient times, and the effect is outstanding.
But after laughing, the fat man was still embarrassed to open his mouth.
Zhu Pingan swept a glance at the fat man, pondered a little, and asked, “Brother Xue, but are you worried about the bit of the imperial examination?”
The fat man looked up at Zhu Pingan incredulously at the words, very surprised, not knowing why Zhu Pingan guessed it.
“Nonsense, you can even talk and laugh when your father scolds you, as far as the current matter is concerned, there is only so the imperial examination one time.” Zhu Pingan skimmed his mouth.
“Heh heh heh, brother Zhu really deserves to be the head of the case, his mind is well thought out. Alas, Fat Master left your house with high spirits, but after returning home and being struck down by Old Dad, he realised that the imperial examination seems to be much harder than the courtyard examination. The court test is just a student to compete for the talent only, there are still dozens of places it, but this examination is the talent to compete for that, the number of places is still less than half. I have not even passed the examination,” the fat man bitter face, the usual bright fat face with a sad face.
“Originally also good, my father spent nine cows and two tigers, trust the seven aunts and eight aunts, it is not easy to get on the relationship with the seven aunts and eight aunts of the school officer, as a result, the school officer transferred to Sichuan. The capital’s Lord Zhao transferred over to serve as a scholarly official, the previous efforts have all gone down the drain,” said the fat face of the fat man, all worried into a chrysanthemum.
“Lord Zhao?” Zhu Pingan was stunned for a moment, thinking of the unreasonable fat man he met on the road in the morning, it seemed that he was from Lord Zhao’s residence.
“Yes, Lord Zhao Wenhua Zhao, you still don’t know that the school mentioning officer has changed?” The fat man rolled his small eyes.
Zhao Wenhua?
Zhu Pingan sniffed and suddenly smiled, patted the fatty’s shoulder and said with great confidence, “Congratulations, you can pass the imperial examination.”
After saying that, Zhu Pingan shook his head and laughed as he walked upstairs, murmuring Zhao Wenhua, huh!
“Hey hey, what does it mean?”
Fatty scratched his head and chased after Zhu Pingan’s footsteps, following him up the stairs
