So next, when the crowd was bored after dinner, someone came to tease Zhu Pingan, and the one who took the lead at first was the aunt.
“Brother An, come over here to play with Auntie.” Auntie sat there and beckoned, signaling Zhu Pingan to go over.
Again?
Zhu Pingan despite reluctance, but still bumbling over, no way, who let himself is a child it, and the key is their own mom is still on the side of the smiling look at it, there are so many relatives in, they do not dare to put down the challenge in this.
“Auntie good.” Zhu Pingan’s fleshy fat face hung with a smile, his mouth sweet as honey.
“An Ge’er is so good.” Auntie smiled from ear to ear.
“Auntie, you don’t dare to praise him, this son is very practical, jumping up and down all day long without any sense of propriety, if you praise him any more, he’ll be even more crazy without bounds.” Chen’s face smiled proudly as she spoke disparagingly of Zhu Pingan.
Parents in front of others so their children, most just polite words, out of some politeness and modesty, to give face to others, so that others happy, some parents will be in the presence of the child is to let the child know their own shortcomings, to stimulate the enterprising spirit, no matter how the parents are love children, this Zhu Pingan is very clear.
“I like An Ge’er’s tightness, boys, the more rowdy the smarter.” Auntie somehow, just like this tiger head and brain nephew, feel close to the tight.
Auntie felt in her pocket for a while then stretched out her hand, one silver bean in her left hand, two silver beans in her right hand, and began to tease Zhu Pingan.
“Brother An, just now I heard that you want to save up money to get a daughter-in-law, then aunt granny will give you sponsorship, but you can only choose one, do you want the left hand one or the right hand one?” Auntie stretched out her hand and asked Zhu Pingan with a smile.
Zhu Pingan looked at his left hand and then his right hand and froze for a while.
Silly ah you, Chen has an emergency, surely choose two silver beans ah, what is there to think about.
Great aunt hated that this would be Zhu Pingan dialing away from her own family.
Zhu Pingjun pushed up, thinking that Zhu Pingan is really a stupid child, one or two, but also to consider what, who all know to take two silver beans ah.
Zhu Pingan also did not let everyone just wait, in the eyes of several people looking forward to, stretched out the claws.
Ah?
Huh?
Ha ha ha ha ……
The eldest aunt and the girls were first surprised, then they couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
Because Zhu Pingan just reached out his claws to grab the left hand, and also I want the left hand.
Auntie was also taken aback and stifled her laughter and asked, “Brother An, why do you want the left-handed one.”
“Auntie’s left hand looks good.” Zhu Pingan replied capriciously.
Chen’s face black line, almost want to give his stupid son a beating, this stupid child is usually quite smart, how to make a mistake at the critical time, two silver beans are enough to sew their own purse for half a month. Look at your great aunt’s joy, asshole, see how I turn back to clean you up.
For a while, Zhu Pingan stupidly choose a silver beans not to choose two silver beans things like wings, spread throughout the yard.
This kind of news was so mind-boggling that several people didn’t believe it. Really don’t believe ah, after all, one and two that big, even a poorly spoken hairy child know ah. So, the matter of Zhu Pingan choosing one made everyone think that it wasn’t true.
For example, right now.
“Cousin, come on, choose, which one do you choose.” The 8-year-old cousin was snuggling up to her own father, stretching out both hands and asking Zhu Pingan, this time with one silver bean in her right hand and two in her left.
Just like last time, Zhu Pingan once again chose a silver bean.
“Haha, look dad, I didn’t lie to you, did I, cousin really chose a silver bean right.”
Cousin as it were with her own dad, thinking that this cousin of hers is really having a dumb oh.
Then again, auntie also teased Zhu Pingan like this once in front of the other relatives of the second aunt’s family, and there was no doubt that Zhu Pingan was once again in the position of
chose between one silver bean and two silver beans.
Next came Second Grandpa, Great Aunt, and First Cousin ……
As if to confirm the birth of a fool, almost all the relatives in the family tried it out, the rich second grandpa and the aunt and grandma and their family’s were all silver beans, like their own family’s great aunt and uncle and fourth aunt they were all copper coins.
In short, one by one satisfied smilingly looking at Zhu Pingan choose one not to choose two, there is a sense of intellectual superiority.
Especially the eldest aunt, smiling that called a brilliant and contempt, 1 and who is mostly indistinguishable from a life in the dirt and still want to enter the school, before it is too late to rest this mind.
Zhu Pingan, others laugh, he also followed the laugh, laugh like a fool.
Finally, Chen could not help it, went up and pulled the arm of Zhu Pingan, if not for the presence of outsiders, would have been pressed on the legs of the crackling spanking, you this shameful thing still have the face to laugh!
“You stupid ah, why not choose two, prefer to choose one?” Chen’s pulling Zhu Pingan’s arm, imposingly asked, made up his mind, if you son can not answer a good or bad, I will make you look good!
“If I choose two, who’s going to tease me.” Zhu Pingan’s chubby paw protects his bulging pockets like a calf, a serious answer.
Choosing one or choosing two, this was also the difference between talent and genius. Talents choose two, but geniuses choose one.
Huh?
The laughter in the room came to a screeching halt, and there were a lot of expressions on their faces, especially the eldest aunt and also the fourth aunt, both of whom looked like they had eaten a fly.
Chen cried and laughed as she slapped Zhu Pingan on his butt cheeks, “Teasing you, not learning at your age and being greedy for money!”
Chen’s surface hate iron is not steel, but the psychological face is very pleased, also swept the eldest aunt and the fourth aunt a glance, just now it is you laugh at my son is it, now can still laugh out.
“The time has come, the great unwillingness to be good.” Fourth aunt sour, provoke Chen a blank stare.
