As soon as Fatty Xue Chi sat down, he reached out his chopsticks and caught a large meat pot sticker in Zhu Ping An’s bowl, crunching it to take a bite, his mouth full of oil, then bared his teeth as it burned.
Sucking his mouth, the fat man was shouting loudly.
“This is good, delicious on earth ah, or brother Zhu will eat ah, shopkeeper, give me, three, no, four, also give me a whole soup like him, en, the taste is not bad, the two of us together, all on my account.”
Fatty Xue Chi does not seem to have the concept of money, perhaps the family money enough to not have to care about the number of it.
“How can this be, yesterday I was treated to a big meal by you, today this kind of snack will be paid by me.” Zhu Pingan said and then fished out the money bag from his pocket, calling the boss over, ready to pay.
“But don’t be intermediary brother Zhu, you are willing to let me have a good feng shui room, this money is nothing, say yes ha, boss, come to me to collect the money, pay twice as much.”
The fat man sucked in his mouth and shook his head repeatedly, then took out a piece of broken silver and waved it towards the shopkeeper.
Merchants seeking profit, hearing someone want to pay double, naturally will not refuse, the shopkeeper only walked to Zhu Pingan’s place, and when he heard Fatty Xuechi want to pay double, he immediately turned around and walked to Fatty’s place.
“And don’t look for it, the rest look to add some to us you guys this is delicious, you guys this small shop taste can be really a good.” Fatty handed a dime of broken silver to the boss and praised the taste of the snacks.
“Ok le, wait for two.” The shopkeeper took the money, then told off and went to get ready.
Thanks to the blessing of the fat man, a breakfast was eaten out of the feeling of lunch.
The fat man is only seventeen or eighteen years old, than Zhu Pingan is not older than a few years, in the imperial examination of these students are still considered young people, and older people can not say a piece of it, and the other readers of the fat man’s thug temperament is also more than contempt, it is not easy to meet a bit of a young man on the appetite, so the fat man saw Zhu Pingan feel extraordinarily friendly, in the heart of the heart has been regarded as a confidant Zhu Pingan.
From the breakfast spot back to the inn, the situation inevitably passes by the Qinhuai River, looking at the other side of the river prosperous gold and jade buildings, Fatty Xuechi seems to be a bit apathetic.
“Brother Zhu, do you know why the other bank is so prosperous?” Fatty Xuechi asked with a lewd face.
“Because of the peace and prosperity.” Zhu Pingan glanced at the lewd fatty and laughed nervously.
“Oh, brother Zhu is still too young, I’ll tell you,” Fatty Xue Chi laughed lewdly, an elder style, bent on being Zhu Pingan’s leader, wanting to continue to popularise Zhu Pingan’s knowledge of the wind and flowers. It’s hard to meet a like-minded person, how can you watch him read books and become a nerd it, you have to be a qualified confidant.
At this time, the fat Xue Chi listening to the side of their own think a little nerdy Zhu Pingan naive smile just now words repeated again, tone with teasing:
“Prosperity prostitutes flourish, and where there is prosperity, then prostitution flourishes.”
Xue Chi heard nothing at first, but suddenly reacted under the reminder of Zhu Pingan’s teasing tone.
“Prosperity whorishness, whorishness, oh, it seems to make sense, hehe, Brother Zhu is also a person of this path.” Fatty Xue Chi hooked onto Zhu Pingan’s shoulder, his eyebrows moving ah ah ah, smiling lewdly.
This path your sister, who is like you! Zhu Pingan was speechless.
“Let’s go, brother Zhu, brother will take you to open your eyes.” Fatty Xue Chi poked Zhu Pingan with his fat hand, lewd beyond words, even Tian Peng Yuan Shuai’s expression when he saw the spider spirit bathing was a bit more dignified than his.
There was truly an urge to stomp his fat face one size bigger.
“A certain age is still young, so I won’t be able to accompany Brother Xue.” Zhu Pingan politely refused.
“Hahaha, brother Zhu this is not right, when I was at brother Zhu’s age, I had already travelled all over Bozhou’s pinnacle.” The fat man laughed with a smug look on his face.
I really don’t understand where your sense of accomplishment comes from!
Zhu Pingan resolutely thanked Fatty Xuechi’s invitation, slung over the schoolbag to return to the inn, as for Fatty Xuechi, love to go where to go, but they are not that interested in what age, what age of things, if it is successful and famous, why worry about no female love, why rush for a moment.
“Alas and alack, brother Zhu wait for me, then I also do not go today.” Fatty Xue Chi jogged over upside down gasping for breath.
On the way back to the inn, Fatty Xuechi also talked to Zhu Pingan from time to time about his glorious feats in Bozhou and on the other side of the Qinhuai River, and that proudly bragged in front of the soldiers with a victorious general that he ran all the way with a machete in his bare bladder and chased the enemy chief for eighteen miles.
Zhu Pingan also lazy to respond, just fat Xue Chi said the rise, pull can not pull.
Walking, suddenly listen to the side of bragging about their great achievements of the fat man suddenly quiet, Zhu Pingan slightly startled, look, only to see the fat man Xue Chi tilted his head and looked straight at the street somewhere. Zhu Pingan followed the fat man’s gaze, only to see the opposite side of the street an exceptionally beautifully dressed woman is sitting on the street and a scholar-like person eating breakfast, this beautiful woman looks a dusty gas, mature with a share of flattery, it is estimated that the fat man of this kind of teenager attraction is quite big.
“Young gentleman, if you want to see it, just look at it directly, why do you have to use the side light to look at me.” The voluptuous woman saw the fat man Xuechi looking at him directly, and a little sneaky feeling, could not help but laugh and scolded.
“Alas mother ah, sister really funny, my trousers are not off it, how to use the bladder to see you.” Fatty Xuechi shook his fat face and denied it.
Nima, do sh*t ah, the so-called hatred of killing the father, the hatred of taking the wife, life two great shame. In front of people’s concubines on the face of molestation, that concubines look is a reader, the reader is the most focus on face, but also not to give you play life.
Sure enough, that gorgeous woman sitting opposite the reader, ow a voice on the rise, froze and chased the fat man two streets.
At this moment, Fatty Xuechi is not a person in the fight, like Liu Xiang, Bolt possessed, jumping up and down, a flabby body can also move like a rabbit, froze and did not let the scholar catch up.
Zhu Pingan looked at the back of the egg pain, how to feel this fat man seems to be often chased as if, uh, Nima, this goods will not be in Bozhou on often do it! Looking at the corner of the chase of the two, Zhu Pingan slightly shook his head, then crossbody schoolbag left to walk in the direction of the inn.
Returning to the inn room, Zhu Pingan put the things in the bag back in place, then took out the scrolls and returned to the desk, put the pen, ink, paper and inkstone one by one, and began the daily preparation for the examination.
Experienced the county examination, the government examination, Zhu Pingan also more and more aware of the difficulty of the ancient imperial examinations, before reading the travelling novels, see the modern people back to the ancient Ming and Qing dynasties, easily won the entrance examination, for this, now on two words: bullsh*t.
Ancient imperial examination is the four books and five classic eight-legged text, with your modern education is completely different, you must return to the ancient times from the four books and five classic a little bit of learning up, the so-called ten years of hard work can not just we go to school as simple, and do eight-legged text is the need to build up, not five or six years can not be done at all. Moreover, the imperial examinations mainly look at the eight-legged it, eight-legged wind article, modern people do not see the talent of writing, not to mention eight-legged essay. Besides, in addition to the talent of writing, it also depends on the luck, you write the style of writing does not meet the examiner’s temperament, you encountered the topic ah, your play at that time ah, other people’s play ah, and so on, there are many uncertain factors, and now they can do is to do more to prepare for it, preparedness is not a problem!
