What’s enough time to do in a little over two months?
To be able to finish a novel of the eight parts of the Dragon, to be able to study the four books and five sutras three or five times, to be able to finish copying ten volumes of books, but also to be able to eat a slightly thin Zhu Pingan slightly fat, of course, this point is the mother of Chen’s credit, anyone who eats chicken, duck, fish and meat rounds also have to be fat, which is a little bit of a little carry on Zhu Pingan this food, a little bit of a happy little trouble it.
Sun old master in Zhu Pingan home a month before returning, after returning to Zhu Pingan called to open a small stove, every morning alone to Zhu Pingan explain the eight shares of the four books and five classic, before and after a month or so. As the saying goes, the master leads the door, the practice is in the individual, Zhu Pingan after all, two lives and people are also quite a bit of wisdom, so that this month has benefited a lot.
“Eeeee, Zhu Ping An, why do you feel like you’ve gained weight again?” In the afternoon of this day, Zhu Pingan went to the Li family to return a book, the bun maid, Painter, saw Zhu Pingan from afar and let out a surprised cry.
How could it be, it’s only been two days since I’ve seen you, how could you have gained so much weight so obviously.
“It’s true, don’t believe me, ask Miss.” Seeing that Zhu Pingan clearly did not believe himself, the bun attendant pushed the young lady out.
“Hmph, whether he’s fat or not is none of my business!” Li Shu, the belly girl, arrogantly raised her head 45 degrees up to the sky, not even looking at Zhu Pingan.
“It’s really fat.” The bun maid, Painter, said with a bulging mouth, “Miss, just take a look.”
Only after the bun maid’s repeated pleas did the belly girl arrogantly glance at Zhu Pingan, then flattened her small mouth, “Oh, it’s a bit ha.” Then suddenly pursed her small lips and laughed, “More like a toad, giggle giggle.”
Erm, could it be that just the right amount of change has caused a qualitative change, it’s possible, or else why did mother smile in the morning when she saw herself.
However, one was at best a bit meaty, just slightly chubby.
No matter, as long as mother is happy.
“After returning the books today, I’ll be departing for Yingtian tomorrow.” Zhu Pingan pulled out the two books he borrowed last time from his book bag and said as he walked.
“Huh?” The bun maid didn’t hold back and ah’d out.
“What for, can’t give up this toad? Do you want this young lady to be kind and sell you to him as a bed-warming maid.” The belaboured maiden narrowed her eyes slightly at the bun maid.
The bun maid hurriedly shook her head like a rattle drum, “Don’t don’t, I still have to be a dowry maid for the young lady.”
Zhu Pingan just shook his head slightly and smiled, then walked past them towards the study.
“Drag what drag, but only a small child student only, Xiu Cai still do not know if you can test it, even if you get lucky, you think that you this gluttonous toad can test on the Lifted person or even a scholar, humph, but also take yourself as a character!”
The dark girl looked at Zhu Pingan shook his head and walked past him, not even looking at himself, but could not help but move a little emotion, the new clothes that he had specially changed wanted to brighten up this stinky toad’s toad’s eyes!
“I also didn’t say that I will definitely pass the exam ah.” Zhu Pingan looked back and said faintly.
The dark girl choked on the words again.
Thus, another unlucky little maid ate the hangover for Zhu Pingan.
Zhu Pingan had just entered the study when he heard the dark-hearted girl’s brutal reprimand, as well as a certain little maid’s trembling, pitch-shifted voice.
This is the Great Ming Dynasty.
After returning the book, Zhu Pingan was about to leave, but he was blocked in the study by the dark girl leading the maid and old mother.
“Something wrong?” Zhu Pingan faintly asked.
“Of course there’s something, you haven’t told the story yet.” The bun attendant played the function of a close big maid and spoke the heart of the belly-aching young girl.
“Tomorrow, I will be leaving, and the story won’t be finished.” Zhu Pingan spread his hands helplessly.
“If you can’t grow, you can have a short one.” The bun attendant was not picky at all.
“Short ah.” Zhu Pingan touched his ears and murmured softly, then nodded and said, “Then let’s talk about a short one.”
And so, peanuts and melon seeds and small snacks, the maids and old mothers were lined up and ready to wait for Zhu Pingan to start speaking.
“Once upon a time there was a landowner who was seriously ill and dying, the doctor called the landowner’s sons and daughters and then asked him, what are your last words, quickly say it, if you don’t say it, you won’t have a chance.” Zhu Pingan paused at this point in his story and did not go on.
“Hurry up and speak down.” Having just heard two sentences and then nothing more, the bun attendant couldn’t help but urge.
Zhu Pingan glanced at the crowd and asked, “Guess what the last words of the landlord to his children were?”
“It must be that the sons and daughters are called to the side to give them an explanation of their aftermath la.”
“Right, right, and tell them where to hide the money ah, so that they won’t be able to find it later.”
“Either the landowner has a bast*rd outside, and explains to his children to take care of him, or he finds a handful of chopsticks, lets his children break one, and then lets them go with him to break a handful of chopsticks, and in the end, none of them breaks, and then the landowner teaches them to be united and not to fight each other.”
The maids and old mums had different opinions, but in the end, they all looked towards Zhu Pingan.
“What the Land Wealth Master said is, can we try again with a different Bone-setter, I think I can still be salvaged a bit more.” Zhu Pingan even mimicked his voice as he said it.
The study was filled with laughter, the belly girl laughed and still looked at Zhu Pingan with contempt, “How boring! There is no such thing! If you’re not serious, it’s strange that you can pass the exam. You’d better not waste your parents’ money.”
What an unlovely girl!
“Well, let me tell another story.” Zhu Pingan’s face was unperturbed, as if he hadn’t heard the sneer of the belly girl.
Naturally, no one would refuse.
“The youth trekked deep into the mountains and through perilous obstacles, finally finding the Zen master who lived in seclusion in the mountains, he couldn’t wait to ask: ‘I’m ugly, what should I do?’
The Zen master touched his Buddha beads and smiled without saying a word.
The youth looked at the Zen master’s cloudy and unperturbed appearance, and nodded with a sudden realisation: ‘Does the master mean to say that the mind should be like still water and be alone?’
”Rolling calf, looking ugly should be like me to hurry to find a deep mountain to hide, but also nonsense words, do not know that they are ugly ah.'”
Zhu Pingan this just finished speaking, the little maids and old mums laughed into a piece, this contrast effect is too funny, they have never heard it before.
The only one who not only did not laugh, but instead glared at Zhu Ping An with murderous eyes, that is the belly black girl, other people can’t hear it, but she can hear that Zhu Ping An is being sarcastic, sarcastic that she is ugly and still talking nonsense!
Blind toad!
White-eyed wolf!
The dark girl glared hard at Zhu Pingan, then turned around and left in a huff.
“Ah miss, miss wait for me,” the bun maid, Painter, realised with hindsight that the miss had left and couldn’t help but chase after her with the hem of her skirt.
