This is Shimokawa, an ordinary yet extraordinary village.
There is a village in the middle of the field, a mountain behind the village, a mountain with a thick shade of ancient trees, water in front of the village, water leaning against the field, with the simplicity of fence thatched houses, the innocence of green mountains and blue water, the tranquility of the idyllic scenery.
At this time when it is twilight, the wisps of smoke like floating clouds rising on the farm house, that by the shepherd boy playing the flute to drive back to the plough oxen issued by the “moo” sound, and that farmer carrying a hoe to return to the holler out of the overflowing mountain roughness without rhyme and tune of the countryside song, outlined a picture of a peaceful life in the mountain village like a “paradise”. “paradise” like the evening return picture.
In modern times, this is definitely the most beautiful village, but in ancient times it was different, only poverty and backwardness without beauty.
The west end of the village has a high slope, in the high phi can be half of the village as far as the eye can see, in the high slope there is a tiger head of five or six years old or so of the child’s look at the village feeling.
Green mountains and green water scenery can be good, but what, the traffic is inconvenient, rely on the sky to eat, suffered the ravages of natural disasters. In the subsistence line struggling people, in addition to food, but also appreciate what! Let him see the rising sun from the mountains, not as good as giving him a grain buns to real.
Is it strange for a child to voice such sentiments?
In fact, although his body is a five or six-year-old child, the inside is the twenty-first century in the employment of a road repeatedly ravaged, no money, no power, no girlfriend of the ancient Chinese language graduate students. After 100 consecutive failed job searches, before going to bed, he lamented that it was as difficult as heaven for a liberal arts dog majoring in ancient Chinese language to find a professionally relevant job, and he never thought that he would wake up as this fart child with the big name of Zhu Pingan and the name of swine.
This body had a disease before he wore himself in, probably didn’t get over it, he didn’t know how he woke up with a plum in place of a peach.
After many days of sideways attack to learn that this is the Ming Dynasty, the four books and five classic eight-legged essay prevalent in the era, can only 45 degrees up at the sky internal injuries, but also really professional counterparts ……
Both come to be at peace, think of the twenty-first century a professional nowhere to show the dilemma, since now the heaven of an employment opportunity, do not grasp the opportunity to be too wasteful of the gift of heaven, not to mention their own previous life is still an unattached orphan it.
“Swine, swine, home hello, the heart was again beaten by your mother whimpering and crying.”
A group of bear children roared and whistled past under the high slopes, lest they would be pressed to the ground and rubbed by the elders of the family if they came home late.
Swine! The name was also drunk. Even Tiger, Stone, is better than this name. Of course he was only complaining about it, he also knew the reason why children were given cheap names in ancient times.
Ouyang Xiu “Daoshan clear words” recorded: “people’s children to be easy to grow up, often to cheap for the name, such as dogs and sheep dogs and horses and so on is also.” Ancient people believe that the child is very vulnerable to various external factors after birth, especially the prevailing superstitious customs, that people have three souls and six souls, the lack of one can not live. A child’s birth must pass through the Yama Pass, the Life Pass, the Jade Hanging Pass, the Four Seasons Pass, the Monk Pass, the Well Pass, and other passes. For my son, I named him “Black Bull”, “Stone”, “Stone Roller”, “Steel Bullet”, “Iron Egg”, “Stinky Egg” and “Stinky Egg”. The purpose of giving the child a bad name such as “Black Bull”, “Stone”, “Stone Roller”, “Steel Bullet”, “Iron Egg”, “Stinking Egg”, etc. is to deceive the ghosts and monsters, so that the King of Hell, upon hearing it, does not think that the child is a human being, and naturally, he will not look for any trouble, and give up the hooking up of the souls, thus the child can escape from the GuanShi.
During this period, there was also the saying “the pig is poor, the dog is rich”. In this village, there are quite a few boys named “Dog”, like “East Dog”, “West Dog”, “Dog Bao”, “Dog Bao”, “Dog Bao”, “Dog Bao”, “Dog Bao”, “Dog Bao”, “Dog Bao”, “Dog Bao”, “Dog Bao”, “Dog Bao”, “Dog Bao” and “Dog Bao”. There were many boys called “Dog”, like “East Dog”, “West Dog”, “Dog Bao”, “Dog Puppy” and “Dog Saeko”. The elders gave Zhu Ping’an the name “Swine” because of two considerations: one was that the village had almost finished all the names that could be used for dogs, and the elders did not have a drop of ink in their stomachs, so they could not think of another dog-related name; on the other hand, the family was already poor enough, and there was no room for further poverty, and the name “Poor One” was much easier to feed.
When Zhu Pingan heard that there were still boys in the village who were called “Dog Sister” or even “Dog sh*t”, he felt a sense of gratitude that he had been rescued from a disaster, and that swine, swine, swine were still a lot lighter in flavour compared to the first two names.
It has been more than ten days since he came to this era, and Zhu Pingan has accepted this fact helplessly from being uncomfortable.
Living in this era, name habits are still secondary, the main thing is living habits. This is the old morality of the old rituals prevalent in the era, no electricity, no network is just, the three principles, three from the four virtues, ghosts and gods predestination, etc., so those who wrote the crossing of the protagonist with a protagonist halo, up is the tiger body of the world to return to the heart of the golden finger open the world of invincibility, pure bullsh*t, if you cross the line of such a thing, as early as the village old and so on to the burning of flying ash. In this kind of feudalism eat people’s society, you slightly abnormal, may be taken as a demon possessed to burn.
This is really not an exaggeration, the village old Wang Tou because of a few nights of dreaming, was forced to pour a large bowl of water burnt into ashes stirred; neighbouring village Wang Er Ma Zi in the county to learn Hu Ji words, back to the village only dragged a few sentences on the village as a ghost possessed by the village old man, tied to a pole in the sun for three days before the end of the matter.
How can one person fight against the whole world.
Therefore, to come to this world more than ten days time, Zhu Pingan has been trying hard to play the role of a good child. Being cautious and trying not to do anything out of the ordinary, so as not to be tied to a wooden frame for barbecue, he doesn’t want to advocate for himself (with salt).
It was getting late, he had to hurry home or he would be scolded again. Zhu Pingan opened his short legs from the high slopes, in the direction of home, and ran down furiously.
How do I feel the wind blowing at the base of my thighs? Could it be that his short legs had taken a step towards wind speed?
After Zhu Pingan ran down the slope, he stopped and looked down to see a noodle under the stall, fluttering in the wind.
Crotchless trousers?
What’s the deal with letting a person with a mental age of more than twenty years wear a crotchless trouser, and still not letting it be enjoyable to play.
This is intolerable! I’m going to fight for the right not to wear crotchless trousers.
Along the way, thatched cottage adobe houses are not the rules of the arrangement, the next river village, although the mountains and the water, but still belongs to the poor countryside, because the local people on the use of water is limited to meet the needs of life only, to build a house, go up to the mountains to cut down a few trees dragged home to do beams; no rice under the pot, go up to the mountains to look for wild fruits and wild vegetables, down to the water to catch two fish thrown into the pot. Feudal agricultural economy, or to the field for a living, most of the village people rely on a three-quarter of an acre of land to fill their stomachs, the more affluent are only a few landlords only.
Landlords can rent out their fields, sell food, money and then buy land, a virtuous cycle; poor people rely on their own acres of land output is not enough to stuff their teeth, can only rent land to plant, there is no ancient land tax policy, hard work to plant a year’s food, in addition to the harsh taxes rent, to be able to a family to chew with the belly is good.
Zhu family is still a good one, the family also has more than ten acres of good land, is considered the village of medium-sized family, just can not afford to have more people, coupled with the eldest uncle is not productive, Wen Shu Kexue costs quite a lot of money, the old Zhu family is also over the elbows.
Of course, from the outside alone, the Zhu family life can be, compared to the village common thatched roof adobe house, at least Zhu family or civil structure of the Zhu family compound, but in fact, the Zhu family life is not as good as the village general family it.
Zhu Pingan entered the door just ran into this life’s mother Chen, Chen is standing in front of the courtyard cross-eyed glaring at himself, see himself back in one piece, eyes only like ice and snow spring melted open, is specifically waiting for their own back. Chen’s more than thirty years old, wearing a blue coarse cloth jacket with a lapel, hair in the back of the head pulled a hair coddle, inserted a wooden hairpin, a pair of silver lilacs on the ears, eyebrows have a few points of spirited energy.
“Mother, I will never wear open trousers again.” Zhu Pingan’s short legs had only stepped into the big threshold when he began to fight for the right not to wear open crotch trousers.
The words had only fallen when Chen grabbed his ears.
“Rabbit cub, you still flipped out, I worked hard to raise you, and saved money to make clothes for you, and you still dislike it on, how old are you and you don’t want to wear open crotch trousers!”
“Mother, ah, pain pain pain, I am no longer a two or three year old child.” Zhu Pingan hand hand pulling Chen’s arm, padding his toes to alleviate a pain.
Fart, you are only five years old, Chen’s head down and looked at his own five year old son out of such a sentence, inexplicably joyful, his own son tiger head and head than his brother lively more.
Although funny, but Chen’s hand strength but did not change, this stinky son was not honest, the other day had a disease, after a good more solid, all day to run outside.
“You still know the pain, all day long everywhere wild invisible people, was pat flower child abducted to go, the old lady will be quiet.” Chen’s glared at Zhu Pingan a glance, thought of the county town has children missing on the palpitations, good in the village people come and go is very safe.
“Second sister-in-law, which boy is not wild, or skin is good, you do not punish swine.” Third Aunt Zhang, who was cleaning dishes at the courtyard well, looked at the swine with envy and urged Chen to calm down. Zhang had just reached thirty, but so far only had a daughter, Zhu Pingyu, who was a year older than Zhu Pingan, so she was particularly envious of Chen’s having two sons.
“Lao San’s family, you can’t plead for him, this bast*rd just doesn’t fight for three days.” Chen’s with, grabbed Zhu Ping’an’s ear and pulled to the stove room.
“, in the future still dare not wild not home to eat.” Chen’s loud, but from the steamer inside took out a peeled boiled egg, from the window prongs looked out and saw no one pay attention to this side, then quietly stuffed into the hands of Zhu Pingan.
Eggs, Zhu Pingan eyes glistening, ate more than ten days of light meals, finally see meat and fish.
This simply can not be refused.
“Ouch oh mother, never dare again.” Zhu Pingan took the eggs, but his mouth was a fake wail.
In the twenty-first century, eat, but he is one of the few hobbies, “the tip of the tongue in China” broadcast, but the frugal to eat cheap can eat a whole, can definitely be called senior foodie.
Purely natural and pollution-free, the entrance is soft, the taste can be really good, feel better than the modern egg many times, of course, may also be because since the arrival of this is the cause of the meat taste.
The clever ghost, Chen’s angry smile, a Zhu Pingan’s head, sound, “quickly eat, later on the table, your heart biased to the side of the sky of Momo and are tight to the big house.”
At this time, Zhu Pingan’s heart is extremely warm, this life’s family members, whether it is spicy mother or mute old father, or about ten years old but less sophisticated and equally honest brother, are all heart to their own good.
Father, mother, brother, thick, everywhere show warmth.
This is also the main reason why Zhu Pingan accepted the fact of crossing, in the twenty-first century as an orphan did not feel the warmth of the family, he felt the old cow licking the calf like love here, but also slowly and willingly.
“Mother, you’re so good, I’ll be filial to you when I grow up.” Zhu Pingan hugged Chen’s thigh with feeling. I am your son, I will definitely be filial to you in the future.
Chen looked at her son pampering himself like a larky worm and was obviously very flattered, feeling that her son was much cuter than her eldest son. Own earlier to find the boss over, that fool with his father a virtue what stealing food is not a great man, almost did not put Chen’s gas a heel, had to drive him out, fortunately his own son is not so old-fashioned, laughingly in the son’s head, “You less gas me, I’m thankful for God, quickly wipe his mouth to save to be seen later.”
